it snew today
i think i just busted vein from laughing so hard what the hell is snew an actual word
the post that ruined my life
(via iforgotmytampon)
the fact that girls can wear pants but guys cant wear skirts has confused me for most of my life
the fact that guys can walk around topless when it’s hot but girls can’t has frustrated me for most of my life.
Win.
yeah but guys in scotland can do both i mean
(via darnni)
I Studied for Fifteen Minutes and Gave up: a Final Exam Story
an autobiography by me
(via hipsters-eat-my-shit)
I honestly do not know how I don’t weigh at least eight hundred thousand pounds by how much I eat
(via hipsters-eat-my-shit)
I bought a sandwich cutter from China and I think the translation on the package is a bit off
It got real dark real fast
dear lord.
(via hipsters-eat-my-shit)
My friends decided to take a lovely pic for the Westboro Baptist Church. They’re not gay but they support gay rights
This is the most gangsta shit I have ever seen on tumblr
Not even a little bit sorry for posting color to my uncolored blog. This is amazing.
you are a saint ^
omfg this is perfect
GOD BLESS
(via just-the-way-you-arent)
people joking about things that you actually really hate about yourself
